I once walked into a relative and her mum, brooding like they just lost someone..” Ele ( pseudo name ), whats the matter? “

” aunty, they said I have hepatitis B, hepatitis B oooo ” she kept emphasizing

” what’s hepatitis B? ” i asked her, rolling my eyes

” ha, aunty, you of all people. You dont know hepatitis B? “

” Enyo, your sister hasn’t pooped in 3 weeks, they said its because of the hepatitis B. Her tummy is swelling, small small ” her mum cut in

” I thought, you used to make fresh and pure ‘Ene’, mama? “

” yes, i still do. You need some? “

” please, give me a shot ( that tiny schnapps cup ) “

” ok ” she hurriedly went to wash and brought to me..

” Ele, come and drink ” i filled the tiny cup and gave her, then left….

” Auunnnntie, I have been pooping. But you said you didnt know hep B ” she called me later that evening to break the good news, so elated

” congratulations, sis but it doesn’t stop here. This is just to relieve you at the moment. Its a whole journey of total lfestyle overhaul. I told you I didnt know hepatitis B because I didnt want you getting attached or placing any importance on the name. The name Hep B does not heal or make a difference. I simply treated chronic constipation right? If you would be fine, we correct every wrong Lifestyle of yours and keep purging your system, until you are whole. No virus, no chromosomes, no whatever you were told. You hear me? “……….

” yes, aunty”